Monday, November 20, 2006

White Papers & Torture

A white paper is a long report produced by a company to explain (in great detail) a particular problem, issue, product, methodology or solution.

They are, without qualification, a torture to read.

So, here's my idea. We print out a big bunch of white papers - it doesn't matter which, since they are uniformally awful - and ship them down to Guantanamo Bay. If you are truly a terrorist, you will break somewhere into the third or fourth page.

If you make it to the end, you are an unfeeling, unflinching robot. And posssibly still a terrorist.

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