Who's a stupid person? You're a stupid person. Yes, you are. Aw, who's my stupid little person? It's you. Now, go potty.
And that's how we should talk to idiots who adopt a dog and don't have the common sense to get a good leash. Thus, the dog escapes. Thus, the dog gets run over. Thus, an animal who was saved from imminent destruction becomes just another statistic.
All because of people's stupidity.
Anyway, the conclusion was different (thankfully) but I'm sure this sequence of events happens all the time. Don't adopt a dog, have kids, get a goldfish, save a spider or do anything remotely thoughtful to life on this planet if you're an idiot. Because, inevitably, you will screw it up.
Happy Tuesday, everybody!
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