Tuesday, November 28, 2006

On Marriage

Ok, I think I've got it down. And I don't mean the whole "marriage" thing. That was a misleading headline.

I mean getting married, the whole concept of it. After an exhaustive survey of married couples and those couples weighing the big question, here's what it comes down to:

WOMAN to MAN: Shit or get off the pot.

MAN to WOMAN: What's the difference?

This is the fundamental problem. It doesn't matter who you are, where you're from, or what you like to do on Sunday afternoons if you're not a football fan. Ultimately, the woman will always have some sort of timetable for getting married and the guy will not understand how life will be different after marriage.

It's funny how un-unique we are.

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