Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Italian Notre Dame

Why do the Irish get to have their own college football team? That seems unfair.

I think we should be able to designate one team for each race, ethnicity or nationality in this country, just so everybody has an excuse to check the score on a Saturday night.

So, for no reason other than its name ends in a vowel, I'm going to make Villanova the official Italian team.

I guess we'd have to change their name to the Fighting Italians, which seems completely redundant. Then again, if we're going with stereotypes, Fighting Irish ain't exactly rebelling against reputation either.

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