Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Where's Luke?

Skywalker, that is.

Lately, during my travels in and around Pennsylvania, I've noticed a lot of weird poles: metal spears rising from the ground, and terminating in some sort of triangular platform.

I have no idea what the purpose of these poles are or how far spread across the U.S. they are. The only thing I know is that they look eerily like that funky-ass platform from the end of Empire Strikes Back.

You know the one - the rickety thing supporting poor, handless Luke before Chewy and Lando rescue him.

The existence of said poles, I've concluded, leads directly to one, world-shattering new fact:

We are living at the bottom of Cloud City.

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