Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Our Saviour Art in Heaven

You know how, for every disaster, there's a Christian organization just waiting to be born? This is the part where I should give examples, but I can't think of any right now. Just trust me.

I was talking to my friend about this very subject and he agreed that if something were to happen to the shuttle again, that the Christian zealots would be foolish not to start some sort of charity website to capitalize on the outpouring of grief. (Keep in mind, I said "Christian zealots" not just Christians. Sheesh.)

Thus would be born ... Christ in Space, and its affiliate site www.christinspace.org.

Seriously, I can't believe nobody has thought of it before. Do people consider space too science-friendly and therefore not religious enough?

If Christians (or any religion for that matter) formed a closer bond with NASA and the space program, you could sign up kids by the boatload. I mean, as long as you don't worship space aliens and get all science-fictiony with it. That's just Scientology.